Malory: Who uses Metric?
Lana: Every single country on the planet except for us, Liberia and Burma!
Archer: Really - cause you never think of those two as having their shit together.

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• Added: February 03, 2014

I need my slightly-darker-black black suit.

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• Added: January 27, 2014

Silence - yes! Aspire to that while I think of a plan.

Lana

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• Added: January 27, 2014

Lana: Have you ever heard a country song?
Archer: Uhhh...Danger Zone?

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• Added: January 27, 2014

Ah yes. The mind can, in fact, vomit.

• Permalink: Ah yes. The mind can, in fact, vomit.
• Added: January 27, 2014

Malory: What, were the Hell's Angels busy?
Pam: Busy being pussies!

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• Added: January 27, 2014

Somewhere in this mansion, I have to assume is a gigantic Scrooge McDuckian vault.

Sterling

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• Added: January 27, 2014

Malory: Ron, take me to lunch,
Ron: It's 8:30 in the morning!
Malory: A bar then, whatever!

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• Added: January 27, 2014

Cyril, go lock up the product before Cokey Monster here gobbles it all up.

Malory

• Permalink: Cyril, go lock up the product before Cokey Monster here gobbles it all up.
• Added: January 27, 2014

Cyril: I'm sorry, the money is where?
Archer: Uh, in your masturbators, you idiot.

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• Added: January 20, 2014

You'd be amazed what you people do when you think you're alone. Cyril.

Krieger

• Permalink: You'd be amazed what you people do when you think you're alone. Cyril.
• Added: January 20, 2014

Lana: Right about here is the part where I hold you responsible.
Archer: Oh my God, the burden.

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• Added: January 20, 2014