Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 5 Quotes
Lana: If anything goes wrong, I'm holding YOU responsible.
Archer: Yeah, that'll teach me.
Archer: It's the A-Team meets Scarface. That makes me...uh...
Lana: Hannibal Montana?
The point is, we are highly trained covert operatives with an extremely dangerous set of skills. And since the government has unjustly accused us of treason, we are now forced to transfer those skills from espionage to criminal activity. Kinda like the A-Team. But we sell drugs
Potato, po-treason, whatever.
Cyril: Only if you promise to periodically micromanage it and emasculate me.
Malory: Cyril. I would have thought that goes without saying.
God, how I envy the deaf.
Malory
Think cool thoughts, like eating mint chocolate ice-cream...in your refrigerated drawer...at the morg
Not as scary as having to live in "Casa de Addams Family" with you two!
Archer: I realize now that I was mistaken
Lana: Aww, what a scary new feeling for you.
Archer: Since when?
Malory: Since this new thing called "always?"
Lana: I could start smoking crak today and he'd still turn out better than you.
Archer: Why is that, because I never had a father, Lana? So why don't you shut up and then also marry me?!
Krieger: I'll be your doctor. Lana: Well, if I want Hitler's DNA spliced into him, I'll give you a call. Kriger: Yeah, I'm around.
