Rebel Alley: Shoplifting: Not cool.

No but it's hard to imagine any Muslim handcuffing himself to a glittery cross and living to tell about it.

Michael Bluth

I've made love with treason charges over me before.

George Bluth Sr.

Oh, no, we're not in America. It's obvious we're in Mexico, right?

Heartfire

Do I look like someone who eats at CW Swappigans?

Herbert Love

Tobias: You didn't tell me you had a drug problem.
DeBrie: We met at a methadone clinic.
Tobias: Are you high? We met at an acting class.

Tobias: Here's to our acting addiction!
DeBrie: Yep.
Tobias: May we never be cured!
DeBrie: You should never give up a dream if you can write scripts!

I'm sorry, Mother. It's just, I've got a bit of a stick up my bunghole about what I've now found is a running joke about me. But let's be honest. For 2,000 rupees we'd both go down on Matthew McConaughey.

Tobias

Tobias: Well, you look like I feel.
Gob: Gay?

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