Arrested Development

Arrested Development Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3 Episode 7: "Prison Break-In"

Gob: (abouting breaking into the prison) It can't be that hard to get into. It's not a Jamba Juice.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lucille: Everything looks delicious.
Warden Gentles: Oh, One Eye is a wonderful chef. I've had to go to his parole hearings twice and lie through my teeth to keep him here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille: I'm trying to seduce him.
Michael: Who's the "I" in that sentence?
Lucille: Me.
Michael: You?
Narrator: Her.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michael: You're planning an escape.
George Sr.: How dare you? I oughta shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night, mister.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 6: "The Ocean Walker"

Michael: It does seem like you've been having a lot of trouble since the hair transplants. Maybe you should see a buboman.
Tobias: A ... buboman?
Michael: A doctor. It's a British expression, like they say "go up box" instead of "elevator".
Tobias: Oh, yes. Like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist".
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: I will not take this sacred duty lightly. I am going to get you the single healthiest call girl that this town has ever seen.
Michael: This is why I'm calling it a witness and not a best man. All you gotta do is watch.
Gob: I'm not going to spend this kind of money and not watch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You guys got these jackets on inside out?
Rita: Yeah, that way you see the label.
Lindsay: I mean, that's what you're paying for, right? It's a great statement on fashion.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rita: Is that a magic trick? I love magic.
Gob: I don't appreciate the dry British humor.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Trevor: It's not your fault your parents were cousins, but here we are. I've been charged with taking care of you, and I'm bloody well going to do it.
Rita: Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, 'cause we're getting married!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Narrator: (about Rita) She was "special," but she wasn't smart.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: (performing a card trick) He takes his queen and showers her with diamonds! (pulls a club from the deck) Clubs. Club sauce! He showers her with club sauce. All right, that'll be my line if that happens.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I am getting married.
George Sr.: Who the hell to?
Michael: Who do you think? Rita.
Lucille: Her?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lucille: Where's your hand?
Buster: I'm having my high school ring put on it. And my hook is stuck in the stair car.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michael: You've never told me how many houses there are in the British Parliament.
Rita: Seven.
Michael: Are there?
Narrator: The answer is three.
Michael: Does sound about right.
Narrator: Three is the correct answer.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Sr.: Just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD.
Lucille It was a Stucky's.
George Sr.: But I believed you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Trevor: I've got a problem with you having sexual relations with that man.
Narrator: So do I.
 • Rating: Unrated

George/Larry: Larry, go to a mirror. You're fired.
Larry: What?
George/Larry: It's over.
Larry: And this is how you tell me? In the middle of a wedding?!
George/Larry: You shouldn't have said anything.
Larry: You shouldn't have said anything!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(After Rita has walked on the water)
Michael: Hang on a sec. That's part of your trick, right?
Gob: No, that's not my trick, Michael.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development ...
Gob: It's my illusion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 5: "Mr. F"

George Michael: (Opening a present) Quicken Premier! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tobias: I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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