Arrested Development

Arrested Development Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3 Episode 4: "Notapusy"

Rita: You are really quite a man, Michael.
Michael: You really think so?
Rita: Oh, yes. You are a complete and utter *bleep*. (kisses Michael and then leaves)
Narrator: I can't believe we had to bleep that. It would've been such a nice moment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "Forget-Me-Now"

(commercial for the Law Offices of Bob Loblaw)
Bob Loblaw: Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed? You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tobias: Here, take my business card. (Buster gasps loudly) No, no. It's pronounced a-NAL-rapist.
Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bob Loblaw: Can you catalog for me the various ways you've been promised to be fulfilled whether or not said promise was made explicit?
Lindsay: You want me to be explicit?
Bob Loblaw: Yes, but I will be needing to get off in four minutes.
Lindsay: Well, let's see if I can't hit that target for you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: What do we do? She's going to tell Michael. And he won't hear the good stuff, he'll just hear about the beating.
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maeby: Don't you see? I drugged him not to go all the way with him.
George Michael: Well, I think even the anti-drug people are going to be okay with that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tobias: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
Lucille: Those are illegal!
Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve Holt: You did all this for me?
Maeby: Yes, well, I'm going to go get sexy.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lucille: What the hell did you do?
Buster: You curious, Mom? I can show you. (shows his fake hand)
Lucille: You made a mistake. You're human.. except for the hand.
Gob: It's okay, she's alive. And soft. Soft and alive. (caressing Rita's hand)
Lucille: All right, let's not add that to the charges.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: It's been a week, nothing's happened.
Larry, the Surrogate: Yeah, but you're not the one stuck under house arrest like a sitting duck.
Michael: Oh yeah, that's my father. That's why we're having the meeting here, so he couldn't interfere.
Larry, the Surrogate: Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw.
Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.
Narrator: Hey, that's the name of the show.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over- an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille: It's probably because a seal bit off his hand. The army has taken to giving medals for being food.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gob: Buster knocked her out; I only gave her the roofie!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Buster: Tobias was just analraping me. Then, Michael barged in and kicked us out so we could shred all the evidence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 2: "For British Eyes Only"

Michael: If you're really lonely, maybe it's time you went out there and you got yourself a girlfr.. a pet.
Buster: How about a turtle?
Michael: Great.
Buster: I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.
Michael: You certainly have a type.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buster: Mother, have you seen my rubber hand?
Lucille: It's in the dishwasher. Your father and I were using it for something.
Buster: Oh for God's sake! Can't you keep my hand to yourself?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille: He's just jealous that I have a man back in my life. And guess what else is back?
Michael: My breakfast?
Lucille: My friskiness. Mama horny, Michael.
Michael: No, it's my breakfast.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: I'm amazed Dad hasn't strangled himself with his belt yet.
Lucille: Oh, we're into all kinds of freaky stuff.
Michael: Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?
 • Rating: Unrated

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