Arrested Development

Arrested Development Season 1 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 1 Episode 12: "Marta Complex"

Maeby: So, do you want to go to the movies? (George Michael pricks off a small piece of Maeby's hair with a tweezer and walks past her) Ow!
George Michael: I'll let you know when I get back from the lab.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: Blow.
(Holds out tissue)
Buster: No, Mother! I can blow myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: (to George Michael) We're all just going to have a more normal arrangement. I'm going to sleep with my daughter, and you're going to sleep with my husband.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carl: Now, wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man.
Buster: I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn't work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Sr.: Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00?
Lucille: I don't even want to know what that means.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad.
Lindsay: Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. We have a-a wonderful, close relationship. Can I let you in on a little secret? Hmm? Having him in the next room makes me miss him all the more.
Maeby: Mom, please. He's got a big boy crush on Action Jackson.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: You've only had sex four times!
Michael: Not four times, four women!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother -- bother.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Sr.: I cheated and I lied. And I whored around.
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: The family continued to chant "speech, speech, speech" for no one in particular.
(clapping ceases)
Michael: Gee, after all that, I was kinda hoping somebody would make a speech.
Buster: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
Michael: I'll say something.
Gob: Typical.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: To love and happiness. I love you all Marta.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lindsay: I was thinking about that toast you gave at my anniversary party. So, I wanna get a divorce.
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: This isn't about my mother! Besides, it's the only way I'm ever gonna get her to respect me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lindsay: Don't worry, sweetie. Mommy and Daddy aren't going anywhere.
Maeby: Ok. I'll go unpack my suitcase.
Lindsay: No! We may have to bolt!
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: Did you know that "fratello" means "brother" in Italian? Strange I know that. I took four years of Spanish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marta: Michael, all alone on Valentine's Day? How's that possible? You seem like such a romantic to me. I can just see you showing up on some lucky girl's porch in a tuxedo with a bottle of champagne.
Michael: Yeah. But if I show up with all that stuff, I could probably just get away with shorts and a T-shirt, right? Which is good because I don't even have a tuxedo.
Marta: So, you're saying there's no one that you're even interested in?
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: 14 years, huh? You've got to be doing something right.
Lindsay: Well, if you call not filing for divorce something right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Where's Tobias?
Lindsay: He's on the balcony having margaritas with Carl Weathers.
 • Rating: Unrated

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