Whatever, it's so not me.


Lacey: Do you love, or do you love?
Jenna: What in the hell are you doing? Are you trying to humiliate me?!

Kyle: I'm sorry, Matty. Run ins with your ex can be hard.
Matty: Me and Jenna are OK.
Kyle: I was talking about you and Jake.

It doesn't bite, but I do.


You weren't actually considering wearing this? It should be burnt.


Matty: What is that?
Tamara: Your bender is a trender.

Why is everyone so post-part social to you? We were there like half a second.


Put a flavored condom on your head because your mind as about to be blown. Jenna. you are legit popular.


Darlene: You were born to drive this car.
Sadie: Really, I thought I was born to eat carbohydrates.

Tamara: Nice work. At least they didn't call the cops.
Jenna: My husband's going to be very upset when I don't come home with his vodka.

Top Valu, seriously? Did you forget where the liquor store is, or are we suddenly buying ground beef and paper towels?


Honey, Val told me what you did at the school. Don't look at me like that, it's a virgin.


Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.


Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.