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Awkward

Val: Have you heard of the A.S.S. contest?
Lacey: I won one! But I didn’t get a paperweight I got fifty bucks.

Put those crazy eyes somewhere else I’ll fix it!

Ming

As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.

Sadie

Jenna: Thank you for being my hero.
Matty: It’s all I ever wanted to be.

Sadie: Jenna you have a problem: you’re an asshole.

Little Bitch, this is your intervention!

Ally

You wanted a peer presence and little bitch has no friends.

Ally

Lacie: Someone wants your advice?
Sadie: Yes, and here’s a tip for free: That top comes in your size too. We already know your boobs are huge.

Do I wonder what a penis feels like?

Tamara
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