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That’s the pot talking. I am sorry that it took me so long to get up to speed, which you might be on too, but I’m ready now. And as your friend I’m ready to help ‘cause you’re my girl.


You are so nice it’s annoying.


I bet that Kevin is a real stingray in the sack.


So you’re watching television about not watching television. That’s really smart.


Sadie: I don’t know what’s worse: living with a budget or living with a bitch.
Lissa: I’d say the budget, you live with yourself every day.

Jenna: No, this is me. They should mind their own business, and, frankly, so should you. So go back to slumming it with your rebound skank.
Matty: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.

Ally: And you, little bitch, are the best argument for abortion.
Sadie: Agreed!

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I’m gonna smother her with a pillow tonight.


Sadie: Collin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around, and karma’s a bitch.
Jenna: Is that why you’re broke and homeless?

Honestly, I’m shocked and thrilled that you’re transferring.


What kind of f***ed up, post-apocalyptic world do we live in where Jenna gets to call the shots?


I punch the guy one time and you Chris Brown-ify me.

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Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.


Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

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