Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?

Sadie

Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from Point A to Point Cray.

Tamara

Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.

Tamara

Luke had come to meet the adults in my life. Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children.

Jenna

O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a pinterest board full of bangable dudes.

Tamara

Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

Sh*t just got real.

Tamara

Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?

Tamara

Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.

Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three way freak show where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!

If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.

Sadie

Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.
Sadie: Whore.
Ally: Bitch

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So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

Jenna

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey