Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?Sadie
Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from Point A to Point Cray.Tamara
Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.Tamara
Luke had come to meet the adults in my life. Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children.Jenna
O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a pinterest board full of bangable dudes.Tamara
Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.
Sh*t just got real.Tamara
Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?Tamara
Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.
Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three way freak show where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!
If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.Sadie
Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.