Jake: This is stupid.
Gabby: Then let's get the fuck out of here.

Matty: I'll take a beer if you have it.
Tamara: Uh, this isn't a kegger, Mckibben.

I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.

Tamara

Jenna: Tamara get back here.
Tamara: Take a chill pill, Solange Knowles.

Aly, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.

Sadie

Whatever, it's so not me.

Sadie

Lacey: Do you love, or do you love?
Jenna: What in the hell are you doing? Are you trying to humiliate me?!

Kyle: I'm sorry, Matty. Run ins with your ex can be hard.
Matty: Me and Jenna are OK.
Kyle: I was talking about you and Jake.

It doesn't bite, but I do.

Ali

You weren't actually considering wearing this? It should be burnt.

Lacey

Matty: What is that?
Tamara: Your bender is a trender.

Why is everyone so post-part social to you? We were there like half a second.

Tamara

Awkward Quotes

Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa