Jenna, this isn't your first senior prom. You went in a utero.

Tamara

Lana Del Yay. So hot.

Tamara

You and your mum seem to be getting on better since you introduced her to orgasms.

Sadie

Kyle: Looking good, Jenna.
Jenna: Sure, Kyle.

I can't believe your attitude. You're the head of the prom committee. Show a little respect.

Lissa

Who came up with this? Typewriters?

Sadie

Sergio, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't give a fuck about the food truck. I have real world problems.

Sadie

Oh, I know you better than ever and I am so looking forward to helping Ted know you just as well as I do.

Sadie

I couldn't commit to Biggie until I had seen the world, so I pulled an eat, pray, love.

Val

Relax, it's not like I'm rushing to tell anyone you're mom's having another little bitch.

Aly

Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.

Sadie

Okay, withholding Warren over there.

Tamara

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.