Jake: This is stupid.
Gabby: Then let's get the fuck out of here.
Matty: I'll take a beer if you have it.
Tamara: Uh, this isn't a kegger, Mckibben.
I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.Tamara
Jenna: Tamara get back here.
Tamara: Take a chill pill, Solange Knowles.
Aly, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.Sadie
Whatever, it's so not me.Sadie
Lacey: Do you love, or do you love?
Jenna: What in the hell are you doing? Are you trying to humiliate me?!
Kyle: I'm sorry, Matty. Run ins with your ex can be hard.
Matty: Me and Jenna are OK.
Kyle: I was talking about you and Jake.
It doesn't bite, but I do.Ali
You weren't actually considering wearing this? It should be burnt.Lacey
Matty: What is that?
Tamara: Your bender is a trender.
Why is everyone so post-part social to you? We were there like half a second.Tamara