Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.Sadie
Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.
Stop whispering Mary Kate and Trashley. Shut the f**k up or get out.Sadie
What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?Tamara
Sadie: You’re like vanilla ice cream: boring but everyone likes it ‘cause it’s bland, benign, milquetoast.
Who are you calling a ginger perma bitch face?Tamara
You’re so not a “Jen.” I think abbreviating names is in the intimidation nation’s bylaws.Tamara
Sadie: Don’t use my real name!
Tamara: Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.
You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?Jenna
Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.Tamara
Tamara: Whoa, back to the future much?
Jake: Yeah, well, I realized that the no effort had become to much effort.
Tamara: Okay, did Jake hire a swag coach?
Okay, I didn’t know we were in the Army because Major Shenanigans just reported for duty. Who robbed your cradle Risotti?Tamara