Awkward

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Lacie: Someone wants your advice?
Sadie: Yes, and here’s a tip for free: That top comes in your size too. We already know your boobs are huge.

Do I wonder what a penis feels like?

Tamara

That’s the pot talking. I am sorry that it took me so long to get up to speed, which you might be on too, but I’m ready now. And as your friend I’m ready to help ‘cause you’re my girl.

Val

You are so nice it’s annoying.

Sadie

I bet that Kevin is a real stingray in the sack.

Val

So you’re watching television about not watching television. That’s really smart.

Sadie

Sadie: I don’t know what’s worse: living with a budget or living with a bitch.
Lissa: I’d say the budget, you live with yourself every day.

Jenna: No, this is me. They should mind their own business, and, frankly, so should you. So go back to slumming it with your rebound skank.
Matty: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.

Ally: And you, little bitch, are the best argument for abortion.
Sadie: Agreed!

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I’m gonna smother her with a pillow tonight.

Ally

Sadie: Collin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around, and karma’s a bitch.
Jenna: Is that why you’re broke and homeless?

Honestly, I’m shocked and thrilled that you’re transferring.

Val
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Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey