Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.


Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.

Stop whispering Mary Kate and Trashley. Shut the f**k up or get out.


What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?


Sadie: You’re like vanilla ice cream: boring but everyone likes it ‘cause it’s bland, benign, milquetoast.

Who are you calling a ginger perma bitch face?


You’re so not a “Jen.” I think abbreviating names is in the intimidation nation’s bylaws.


Sadie: Don’t use my real name!
Tamara: Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.

You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?


Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.


Tamara: Whoa, back to the future much?
Jake: Yeah, well, I realized that the no effort had become to much effort.
Tamara: Okay, did Jake hire a swag coach?

Okay, I didn’t know we were in the Army because Major Shenanigans just reported for duty. Who robbed your cradle Risotti?


Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.


Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.