Deal with it!

Phil and Lem

When you do care, you care one hundred and crazy percent.

Linda [to Veronica]

Do you know how many times I didn't get laid in college because girls don't like getting hissed at by a jealous possum?

Ted

If you tell anyone I did you a solid, I will tear off your head and tinkle in your skull!

Billy

That's right, once a month they send us a new cadaver whether we're finished with the old one or not.

Phil

Saddle up, Linda! And say goodbye to common sense.

Veronica

We can't leave work in the middle of the day. We're not Somali pirates.

Phil

The forest will run red with the blood of woodland creatures who doubted little Veronica and will now pay with their furry little lives.

Veronica

I had an aunt who fought a cow for beer money once. The cow never forgave her.

Linda

Hey, are those fresh nuts?

Billy

Bang zoom! I'm getting a muffin!

Ted

The Veridian Foundation... helping the world then telling people about it makes us feel so good. The Veridian Foundation... Helping people. By telling people we're helping the world.

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Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Bang zoom! I'm getting a muffin!

Ted

The Veridian Foundation... helping the world then telling people about it makes us feel so good. The Veridian Foundation... Helping people. By telling people we're helping the world.

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