Look here DJ doofus, I partied. What did you do, play charades?

Curtis

What's Latin for why are you here?

Curtis

Todd: I will leave you two to compare notes.
Megan: Eww.

Whatever happened to hanging out in the basement with a six pack of your Dad's beer?

Bud

Megan: The party didn't stop just cause you got old, Bud.
Bud: Don't you mean we.

Megan: We met on a case.
Lacey: Like how Dad and Kate met on a case.

She seems like she wants to spend more time with you. I told her she was nuts.

Bud

See, I didn't know that horseback riding was the only Olympic sport where men and women competed equally and she has been kicking your ass.

Bud

Bud: Didn't she tell you to wait in the car?
Lacey: Didn't she tell you to watch your language?

Don't sneak up on people with guns, kid.

Bud

If you can't save the one you love, save everyone else.

Megan

Curtis: Those don't look like badass scary horses to me.
Ethan: Horses are never nice.

Body of Proof Season 2 Quotes

Curtis: I'm glad somebody's in bed with the right people.
Megan: We all have our talents.

Peter: Is your paresthesia acting up again?
Megan: No, my mother is.