Never underestimate the power of meth.

Bud

The sooner you get out of my way, the sooner you can fire your little cannon off.

Megan

Well, some people think size doesn't matter.

Megan

On her decision to date your ex, I think she's wrong. Like Michael Jordan playing baseball wrong.

Curtis

Megan: Kate has a new boyfriend. My ex-husband.
Bud: Oh.

Megan: I hope you're funnier than he is?
Skip: I know I am.

Peter: Now you're admitting we have a thing?
Megan: We've always had a thing.

Don't cut into this one until you're sure he's dead.

Bud

It seems Ethan has misplaced a body.

Curtis

Relax Doc. I get my rocks off the regular way.

Dani

Derek: Maybe I'll see you on my bike.
Megan: Not before I see you on my table.

Well it's not like she's going to get up off the table and leave.

Joan

Body of Proof Season 2 Quotes

Curtis: I'm glad somebody's in bed with the right people.
Megan: We all have our talents.

Peter: Is your paresthesia acting up again?
Megan: No, my mother is.