Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Yay, enemies for life!
Jake
Up by one, Peralta. Anything you want to say to your car before you never see it again?
Amy
Another pitcher of your finest beer, good sir! And a glass thingy to drink it out of.
Jake
Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Gina: What's the worst thing in the world for you, Santiago?
Amy: Being one of those girls in Jake's car.
That car is your superpower! Thor would never wager his hammer, and Neil Patrick Harris would never wager his showmanship!
Charles
That thing is a date magnet! How many girls have you made out with in that car - six?!
Charles
It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.
Rosa
I’ve got some stories that will make Training Day look like Super Troopers.
Peralta
Santiago: You go through doors normally, and everyone calls you pineapples.
Peralta: My grandma calls me pineapples, and I regret telling you that.
Jake: I'm gonna make a great dad.
Amy: Not even gonna touch that.
Jake: The Amy Santiago story.
That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments that I'm gonna win that way.
Rosa
