Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Gina: So stop playing.
Holt: But...I'm just about to enter Sprinkle City.
Take a good look kids. This is what happens when you're naughty!
Jake
Jake: Don't get me wrong. I am thrilled to know that you used to like me and I will bring it up constantly.
Amy: Great.
Jake: Hey, should we make a left up here at "You used to like me" Lane or...
Amy: Ha ha.
Jake: I could always just cut across "Amy used to like Jake" Boulevard.
Amy: Stop it, or I'll crash the car!
Jake: Don't do that!
Boyle: No. What you smell is the burning wreckage of my relationship with Holt.
Scully: Soooo... there's no corn on the cob?
I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Little fools.
Terry
Rosa: I'm out. Four hours is the most I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.
Amy: What about that time we drove up to Boston together? That was about four hours. Oh I see what just happened.
Jake, he is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!
Gina
I'm gonna rip your damn head off Grandma!
Rosa
Boyle: (sneaking up behind Capt. Holt and covering his eyes) Guess who?!
Capt. Holt: (drawing his weapon) NYPD! Hands up!
(Boyles screams)
Charles: We can fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair.
Rosa: I like it. I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option
The stamps were on me. I was curious about how old glue tasted. Answer, like a horse lollipop.
Boyle
Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...
Boyle
