Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCFavorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Charles: We can fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair.
Rosa: I like it. I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option
The stamps were on me. I was curious about how old glue tasted. Answer, like a horse lollipop.
Boyle
Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...
Boyle
It's awful...it sounds like Joy Behar falling down some stairs!
Gina
It’s a safe house, son!! You’ve been protected!
Jake
All Fire Marshals are doofuses, but Boone is King Doofus of Doofus Island.
Jake
Holt: Why do you idolize that man and the time he wrote about? Peralta: Because the 70s were amazing! Everyone had big juicy mustaches and all the clothes were orange...and flammable.
Beyoncé’s my spiritual twin. These tickets are my birthright.
Gina
They use the seesaw to press down on their necks until Fatty confesses.
Rosa
Scully: Oh my god Jake, who’s flying the plane?!
Jake: Co-pilot, Scully, co-pilot.
Come on man, stop eating the islanders!
Amy
Jake: You got it. You're my friend and I won't let you down. I'm gonna push you up, just like a bra.
Rosa: What?
Jake: Nah, I meant brassiere, which is totally different!
Rosa: Come on man.
Jake: Not better... Here we go!
Boyle: Here we go!
