Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Jake: I know you're too proud to say "I told you so" so I'm just gonna...
Amy: Told you so! Not too proud.
Jake: Yeah... Seems right.
Rosa, I should have listened to you.
Terry
Rosa. Yeah. Everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.
Before I came to the 99, I was rotting away at a desk in the Public Relations department. All I wanted was a chance to do good police work again, I just got it, and I blew it, thinking about that devil toad. I'm tired of politics. Let's get that punk!
Holt
Jake: This machine was the best restaurant in Brooklyn, and it always had a table for me.
Rosa: I knew just where to punch it to get free food, now I have to go back to punching Hitchcock.
That machine's been here forever, it's basically part of the force. Take Scully instead.
Jake
Goodbye, beautiful machine. Thank you for your service.
Jake
Okay, look, the reason I didn't want to work with you...can I do this in an accent so that I can undercut some of the awkwardness I'm feeling?
Jake
Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?
Amy
Madeleine's not some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and she can be defeated.
Holt
I made number 2. I hear it. Why would I say that?!
Boyle
I'm the king of respectfulness, bitches!
Jake
I guess it's officially over. It was slightly less gross than expected. Way to be.
Gina
