Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Oh Canada, you home of crappy cops!
Jake
Please go to charisma school!
Gina
Rosa: You never told me Sinbad lived in your building.
Jake: If Sinbad lived in my building, I'd have a tattoo on my head that said "Sinbad lives in my building".
Rosa: Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people.
Jake: Well, that's what happens when you live out loud.
All Fire Marshals are doofuses, but Boone is King Doofus of Doofus Island.
Jake
If you guys won't help me, I'll just get myself off! Context. Context was important on that one.
Jake
You are the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen. And I'm including the bomb-sniffing dog who keeps humping all the bombs!
Charles
Holt: Why do you idolize that man and the time he wrote about? Peralta: Because the 70s were amazing! Everyone had big juicy mustaches and all the clothes were orange...and flammable.
Terry: You wiped out hard.
Jake: It wasn't so much a wipe out as it was a controlled power fall.
Amy, all your cooking stinks, why would you even get involved with tuna and eggs?
Gina
Jake: You got it. You're my friend and I won't let you down. I'm gonna push you up, just like a bra.
Rosa: What?
Jake: Nah, I meant brassiere, which is totally different!
Rosa: Come on man.
Jake: Not better... Here we go!
Boyle: Here we go!
Gina: Jake, you have 6 massage chairs.
Jake: Well they don't make a massage couch!
