Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Jake: Are you sure this is culturally okay for me?
Judy: We're gonna find out.
Trudy: He's probably here to arrest Chuck.
Jake: I would never arrest Chuck. But I mean, why'd you say that? What did Chuck do?
Trudy: Woooooow. Cops always be coppin'.
Jake: I think "Reverse Heist" would make for a great movie and I already have the tagline: This summer, there are takebacks.
Jake Peralta is age thirty-nine but professionally he's still in his prime.
Holt
Dillman: Based on your reaction I know everything about you as a person.
Jake: That can't be true.
Holt: It is. You're cooked.
You see, Terrence, I couldn't help but notice you're not wearing suspenders today. Odd, considering suspenders are your entire personality.
Jake
Holt: Dillman never talks first when he's in the box.
Amy: Well, Rosa never initiates conversation of any kind.
Jake: No one likes a know-it-all.
Dillman: You're married to one.
Jake: That's impossible, I never keep my receipts! Amy tell them, tell them how much our accountant hates me.
Amy: She hates him so much!
Jake: You're a great detective, Charles.
Charles: Wow, even in defeat you are a true prince of a man.
You gave Hitchcock and Scully an important case?
Rosa
Jake: Can you at least try to be nice, for me?
Rob: Okay. I'll be nice.