Okay, you two are obviously the alphas. Let me guess, you're dating the blond kid, and you like Filipino Bieber but you're worried he's still into Little Miss Side-Braid-Jenky-Purse.

Gina

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Rosa: Step 1, put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it with poison.
Terry: That's step 1? What's step 2?
Rosa: Tell their widows they were thieves.

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I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!

Jake

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Jake: It's a tarantula! I call him Jake Jr, a.k.a. Spidey Klum, a.k.a. Mrs Doubtspider, a.k.a. Joe Spiden, a.k.a. Tarantula Bassett, a.k.a. Spidermot Mulroney.
Charles: a.k.a. Tarantulina Jolie.
Jake: Charles, have you seen it? That's a terrible name.

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Holt: Santiago...
Amy: Oh no...Santiago in B-flat...you're disappointed.

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Terry: Scully, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say, "Yes, Sarge."
Scully: Okay, Sarge.
Terry: Come on, man.

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Charles: "My hunch, my hunch, my lovely casey hunch!" Sing with me.
Jake: That's not gonna happen, I will literally never -- "What you gonna do with all that hunch, all that hunch inside your brain!"
Charles and Jake: "We're gonna solve, solve, solve this case, solve this case right in your face!"

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I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

Jeffords

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Terry: Do l look like a man who snacks?
Charles: You look like eight circles with suspenders on.

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I was so scared, you guys. A psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit, and I kept telling myself, "This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit."

Charles

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Holt: Who took the real bracelet?
Keven: I did.

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Now I know why you refer to this as a suicide squad Peralta. Because I already want to kill myself.

Holt

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