Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Judge: Justice cannot be rushed.
Jake: But, could it be gently nudged into hyperspeed?
You're three minutes early...in Chicago.
Holt
I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!
Jeffords
What I’m obsessed with is how you’re bungling this investigation. They should write a song about it called “Welcome to the Bungle.”
Peralta
Teddy's like the worst out of all those guys! Extortion, terrible breath, murder...I put terrible breath too high on that list.
Jake
Holt: Should we throw him a parade?
Jake: Yeah! Maybe!
The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.
Gina
Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”
Gina
Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.
Gina
Terry: IT says the internet is down.
Gina: What?! Nooooooooo! I just clicked a link that said "Balloon Boy grew up hot." Now I will never see those pictures!
Rosa: Can't you just use the internet on your phone?
Gina: Bitch you know I'm out of data!
Well, you know what they say -- time flies when God pulls down his pants and takes a dump on your life.
Charles
Jake: I've already got my cover story worked out. My name is Dante Thunderstone. I stole my first car at the tender age of nine.
Doug Judy: You had to fend for yourself since your mother was struck by lightening...
Jake: While she was pregnant with me. She passed. I lived. Some say that makes Zeus my dad.
