Burn Notice

Burn Notice Season 5 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 5 Episode 13: "Damned If You Do"

Sam: Don't panic, Jesse and I are here to protect you.
Oswald: And what if he kills you too?
Sam: Oh, if that happens, go ahead and panic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Oswald: Do any of friends smile?
Michael: Yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Anson: And remember, I know more about you than your favorite drinks. Cheers!
Sam: It's official, he's a d**k.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: They're not going to let you smoke in there Maddie.
Madeline: Fine. If I can't smoke, you can't drink my beer.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sherry: The only time we spend time together is when we are questing in World of Warcraft!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Oswald, you can't keep lying to me.
Oswald: I'm not talking. Unstoppable force meet immovable object.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Oswald: I can't swim with my hands tied.
Michael: You're not going to swim [puts life vest on] You're going to float.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Please Fi.
Fiona: Don't look at me like that; it's unsettling when you are that sincere! Fine, Yes! I will get the guns.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona: What if I'm past saving?
Michael: I've been past saving, you didn't walk away and I'm not going to walk away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Anson: Michael, you can do anything you put your mind too, or at least anything I put your mind too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 12: "Dead to Rights"

Anson: Enjoy the sunset, it's going to be getting dark soon.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: If anyone is use to being burned, it's you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: I can't ask anyone else to risk their life.
Fiona: Michael, come back to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pearce: I don't owe you a damn thing!
Michael: What about Max's wife, what do you owe her?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 11: "Better Halves"

Stigler: I will ask around and confirm you're telling the truth; your life depends on it.
Sam: Trust me buddy, we've got a few lives riding on this one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona: Thank you Michael.
Michael: For what?
Fiona: Quality time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nicki: I dig the girl power, but Karina brought all her friend; she is totally gonna kills us.
Fiona: Probably, but I'm not a big fan of going quietly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nicki: I don't ride
Fiona: Yeah, but you know how to be clingy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tavian: You can tell him about the meeting, or I can give him a written invitation pinned to your corpse.
Sam: Let's go with option A.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: So who do you think is having more fun right now, Mike and Fi in paradise waiting for Mojito refills or you and I waiting in a back alley for a Romanian assassin?
Jesse: I dunno, but I would have more fun if Tavian would show up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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