Burn Notice

Burn Notice Season 5 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 5 Episode 11: "Better Halves"

Jesse: So Michael and Fi get to sit back and drink Mojitos and we get to set a trap for an international killer. Sweet!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Hey, want a beer?
Jesse: Neah, I prefer to be sober when risking my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 10: "Army of One"

Sam: Oh great, we're going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?
Michael: And guns Sam, plenty of guns.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jesse: I don't mean to second guess you, but how are you going to distract four guys with Mac-10s?
Michael: I'm working on that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Ever since you guys moved in together, things have seemed a little tense.
Fiona: I would be happy with tense. Michael can find room for my snow-globes in his apartment; but, he can't seem to figure out how I fit into his life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Madeline: Michael, what are you doing?
Michael: putting blood on my shirt.
Madeline: Well that can't be very sanitary.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jesse: I know, I know, I owe you and your mom more than a thank you for this one.
Michael: A new tie would be nice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 9: "An Eye for an Eye"

Michael: Do you know why hell is scary? It's not the pain, it's not the torture or burning in a lake of fire. It's because it's forever..... Like me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona: Take These. [hands two machine guns] Be safe!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 8: "Hard Out"

Sam: Can't you do some other favor for the guy, like mow his lawn or wash his plane?
Fiona: That is not how Armand works, if we want his help we do what he ask.
Sam: That's funny; I hear the devil works the same way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Unless we can think of something clever, it's going to get real ugly real fast.
Fiona: Then we will have to think of something clever Sam.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pearce: The NSA has a leak? I want a name.
Cahill: I don't know, he used a cut out, we didn't become Facebook buddies.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Pearce: That is bar none the craziest play I have heard in the field.
Jesse: You don't hang out with him enough [nods at Michael]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pearce: Why work with the man who ruined your life.
Jesse: Free yogurt, lots of free yogurt.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jesse: There are still 5 guys with machine guns.
Michael: Better than 40.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pearce: Anyone tell you that your brand of espionage is hell on the nerves?
Michael: All the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 7: "Beseiged"

Michael: There are many things to believe in this world; Zachariah is not one of them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Fi, you don't have to do this I could...
Fiona: Oh please, you would stick out like Sam's chin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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