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Burn-notice

Sam: Fi, slow down!
Fiona: You said you wanted to go faster.

[rolls out from under truck] Don't try that at home.

Fiona

Don't think of it as robbery, think of it as sharing at gun point.

Fiona

Pleasure doing business with you son's-a-bitches, see ya later.

Jesse

Sam: Don't panic, Jesse and I are here to protect you.
Oswald: And what if he kills you too?
Sam: Oh, if that happens, go ahead and panic.

Oswald: Do any of friends smile?
Michael: Yes.

Anson: And remember, I know more about you than your favorite drinks. Cheers!
Sam: It's official, he's a dick.

Sam: They're not going to let you smoke in there Maddie.
Madeline: Fine. If I can't smoke, you can't drink my beer.

The only time we spend time together is when we are questing in World of Warcraft!

Sherry

Michael: Oswald, you can't keep lying to me.
Oswald: I'm not talking. Unstoppable force meet immovable object.

Oswald: I can't swim with my hands tied.
Michael: You're not going to swim [puts life vest on] You're going to float.

Michael: Please Fi.
Fiona: Don't look at me like that; it's unsettling when you are that sincere! Fine, Yes! I will get the guns.

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Burn Notice Season 5 Quotes

Michael: Don't you think we would be more comfortable on the bed?
Fiona: What makes you think I care if youíre comfortable?

Raines: I know Michael, you want answers
Michael: No, Raines, I need answers.

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