Burn Notice

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So Michael and Fi get to sit back and drink Mojitos and we get to set a trap for an international killer. Sweet!

Jesse

Sam: Hey, want a beer?
Jesse: Neah, I prefer to be sober when risking my life.

Sam: Oh great, we're going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?
Michael: And guns Sam, plenty of guns.

Jesse: I don't mean to second guess you, but how are you going to distract four guys with Mac-10s?
Michael: I'm working on that.

Sam: Ever since you guys moved in together, things have seemed a little tense.
Fiona: I would be happy with tense. Michael can find room for my snow-globes in his apartment; but, he can't seem to figure out how I fit into his life.

Madeline: Michael, what are you doing?
Michael: putting blood on my shirt.
Madeline: Well that can't be very sanitary.

Jesse: I know, I know, I owe you and your mom more than a thank you for this one.
Michael: A new tie would be nice.

Do you know why hell is scary? It's not the pain, it's not the torture or burning in a lake of fire. It's because it's forever..... Like me!

Michael

Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.

Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".

Take These. [hands two machine guns] Be safe!

Fiona

Sam: Can't you do some other favor for the guy, like mow his lawn or wash his plane?
Fiona: That is not how Armand works, if we want his help we do what he ask.
Sam: That's funny; I hear the devil works the same way.

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Burn Notice Season 5 Quotes

Michael: Don't you think we would be more comfortable on the bed?
Fiona: What makes you think I care if youíre comfortable?

Raines: I know Michael, you want answers
Michael: No, Raines, I need answers.