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Castle

He has the IQ of a squirrel.

Alexis

What Elvis can't be brown. I'm El-vis.

Esposito

This is the worst impromptu bachelor party while on case ever!

Castle

We're not going to be seeing Carrot Top tonight, are we?

Castle

Trust me, you do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.

Castle

That's the thing about luck, it changes.

Mr. Turner

You're a good cop, but I think you can do better if you minimize your distractions.

Gates

Besides Detective, I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do without him.

Gates

Women. Are you sure you want to spend the rest of your life with one?

Esposito
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