Castle "Heartbreak Hotel" Quotes
Alexis: He has the IQ of a squirrel.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Esposito: What Elvis can't be brown. I'm El-vis.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Castle: This is the worst impromptu bachelor party while on case ever!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Castle: We're not going to be seeing Carrot Top tonight, are we?
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Castle: Trust me, you do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Mr. Turner: That's the thing about luck, it changes.
• Rating: Unrated
Gates: You're a good cop, but I think you can do better if you minimize your distractions.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gates: Besides Detective, I'm looking forward to seeing what you can do without him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Esposito: Women. Are you sure you want to spend the rest of your life with one?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Alexis: I know you mean well, but I don't think going out with my dad is going to make me feel better.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 13