Halstead: Ruzek and Burgess...and Roman. That sounds like a horror movie right there.
Lindsay: It'll probably be a PG-13 deal.

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Voight: Dr. Charles, appreciate you coming down.
Charles: Isn't it about time we put my prints through the palm scanner?
Voight: Yeah right after we finish your personalized parking space.

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Voight: Did you know Ruby was pregnant? Seven weeks?
Stommer: Well she is a prostitute. I imagine that's an occupational hazard.

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As of eleven minutes ago I am on furlough for one week preparing for the wedding my father always dreamed he'd drop the ball on.

Platt

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You want me to be the one to tell you that you should not date your partner?

Lindsay

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