Travis: People on ecstasy don't even like you.
Wes: That's rude.

Travis: Two things I know: Women and strays.

And you need to hide the cat because the captain is coming.

Travis

Who else here thinks Wes has not moved on?

Travis

Travis 2.0 my ass.

Travis

Please don't eat that in front of me. Honestly, I think I'm dying. I'm starving to death.

Wes

Wes: Bone them back.
Travis: Twice as hard.

I am way too hungry to be mature about something like this.

Wes

Travis: Does this look like the headquarters of a high-end car smuggling ring to you?
Wes: No, this looks like a place where you write a manifesto and plot against the government.

You feel super powers coming up yet?

Travis [to Wes]

That's my partner, and I'm the only one who gets to talk like that about him....just some professional advice.

Wes

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.

Common Law Quotes

If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.

Mechanic [about Wes]

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.