Travis: Pissed....
Wes: Yeah....

You sold me out to Dr. Ryan in your dream?

Wes

Travis you say one word and I will kill you where you're sitting.

Wes

Whoa, let's find you're little happy place, man. You're serenity....

Travis

I had a happy place until you walked into this room and set these pictures on my desk!

Sutton

I think you should tell her....Dr. Ryan. I think you should tell her that you've developed very passionate feelings for her.

Travis

You're a terrible conversationalist, man.

Travis

You might want to consolidate those keys--- Easier to find the important ones in a jam.

Wes

You dirty dog, you....

Travis

You need to use words like 'I' in here.

Wes

I only have one thing left to say, and it isn't very therapeutic. Go kick their ass.

Dr. Ryan

You don't have the market cornered on grief, Travis.

Wes

Common Law Quotes

If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.

Mechanic [about Wes]

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.