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There already was a rating system in place, it was called 'Cool People Get More,' and it was working fine.
Jeff
As long as you're happy...I'm unsettled.
Jeff
Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops. Meowmeowbeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.
Professor Hickey
Britta: You know who else it made sense to?
Annie: Say 'Hitler' one more time and I am giving you a 2.
Britta: I'm a psych major! Words are my weapons!
Security Guard: I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons.
You're like ice cream cake out there--overkill.
Abed
Annie: That's why Abed is like a brother to me. You guys are so alike.
Abed: I can't accept that based on one time machine story.
Shirley: Why are there books in the an air vent?
Jeff: Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom? It's Greendale!
You're gonna open it? You do realize that nothing good has ever been found in a vent?
Shirley
I don't really know how girlfriends work, but I don't think you have one any more.
Anthony
Hank Hickey: So, Dad, I'm just curious--what is it about Dungeons and Dragons that suddenly leaped out at you at age 60?
Professor Hickey: Dungeons. It'd be the dungeons.
That's what I love about role-playing games--being told exactly what to do.
Hank Hickey
