Popular Community Quotes
Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.
There you go, that should happen in six to eight business months.
Crazy Schmidt
Welcome to the labyrinth, kid--only there ain't no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here.
Buzz Hickey
My god, Annie, what kind of labyrinth have you created? Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars.
Dean Pelton
Man, this got Sorkin-y.
Dean Pelton
No, come back! Let's be fat dogs about this!
Britta
I'm going to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher. They shouldn't have redesigned that costume. Keep your heads in the sand if you want.
Abed
Abed: If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor--
Professor Hickey: I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work to do here.
You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a great big wall.
Abed
She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle.
Professor Duncan
And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident! Only, it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time, someone's watching.
Professor Duncan
Chang: Hey! Those guys in there told me that you're the one that died in a fire and you're a ghost!
Janitor: And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??
