Popular Community Quotes
Well, I'm assuming you guys can help me beat him. Because if we lose, I'm going to punch you each in the heart.
Professor Hickey
I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead.
Professor Hickey
Hank Hickey: You know where he was for most of my birthdays? A little place that rhymes with 'not there.'
Chang: Times Square?
Look, I think I'm over-explaining it. The bad guys are snakes and the good guys are army people.
Announcer
Cobraaaaa! Avenge my totally platonic friend!
Cobra Commander
Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!
Cobra Commander
Imaginary Britta is right--and ONLY Imaginary Britta.
Abed/ Fourth Wall
I'm Neo in the third act of The Matrix. I'm also Neo in the first act of the second Matrix.
Jeff/ Wingman
Professor Duncan/ ZimZam: So we can afford to create a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week, but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives?
Dean Pelton/ Vice Cobra Assistant Commander: Well, welcome to Cobra, ZimZam! Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake? Suck it up, guys!
Britta: What's an insurance appraiser?
Annie: Something that sounds normal and boring, but is actually scary, like a raised mole, or a turkey deep-fryer.
I should go clean out my locker...she said at the age of 33.
Britta
Let's do what people do. Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry.
Jeff
