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(in letter) I hope you enjoyed my work again. You can't stop me because what are you going to do, not have butts?

Ass Crack Bandit

Oh, bloody hell, my shoe is untied by British standards.

Professor Duncan

Annie: Creepy.
Dean Pelton: I don't know--add some doilies and a foot bath and this is my mom's house.

Don't tell me what I can't do! What are you, Cosmo's July quiz?

Dean Pelton

We know that he hates money. Or loves it. Or doesn't care about money and hates butts. Or loves them.

Britta

This is the biggest PR crisis to hit Greendale since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.

Dean Pelton

Abed: There's a two day course called "Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad?" I'm signing up--I've always wanted to know.

I thought the meaning of people was somewhere in here. Then I looked inside Nicolas Cage and I found a secret--people are random and pointless.

Abed

I don't know--if I was in 70 films over 30 years, and spent each one talking at random volumes, I might accidentally win an Oscar.

Shirley

There are two things I don't do well--apologies and drawing duck bills.

Buzz Hickey

The teachers here are teachers because they did something wrong--same as the students!

Jeff

Shut up, Leonard. Nice earring--you look like the road manager of the California Raisins.

Jeff
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Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!

Annie