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You told me a hawk stole them! You exploited me and made me believe in a slightly more magical world!


Answer the question, Adrian Grody!


If I had a final wish, I'd use it to stay alive.


Once you reach level 16, you can see the color blurple.


Troy and Abed: Troy and Abed are in mourning!
Jeff: Will you guys please stop doing that?
Annie: I can't believe you did it during your eulogy. SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
Abed: I don't think the audience got that we were singing "mourning" with a "u."
Troy: You were singing :"mourning" with a "u"? Oh no!

I guess I knew Pierce was part of a weird, futuristic cult, but I wasn't prepared for a funeral with so much beeping.


(in letter) I hope you enjoyed my work again. You can't stop me because what are you going to do, not have butts?

Ass Crack Bandit

Oh, bloody hell, my shoe is untied by British standards.

Professor Duncan

Annie: Creepy.
Dean Pelton: I don't know--add some doilies and a foot bath and this is my mom's house.

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