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Don't tell me what I can't do! What are you, Cosmo's July quiz?

Dean Pelton

We know that he hates money. Or loves it. Or doesn't care about money and hates butts. Or loves them.

Britta

This is the biggest PR crisis to hit Greendale since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.

Dean Pelton

Abed: There's a two day course called "Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad?" I'm signing up--I've always wanted to know.

I thought the meaning of people was somewhere in here. Then I looked inside Nicolas Cage and I found a secret--people are random and pointless.

Abed

I don't know--if I was in 70 films over 30 years, and spent each one talking at random volumes, I might accidentally win an Oscar.

Shirley

There are two things I don't do well--apologies and drawing duck bills.

Buzz Hickey

The teachers here are teachers because they did something wrong--same as the students!

Jeff

Shut up, Leonard. Nice earring--you look like the road manager of the California Raisins.

Jeff
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