Community Quotes
I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus, your arm makes a noise every time you move it.
Abed
Jeff! It's bad luck to see the graduation before the graduation!
Annie
Britta: When's the graduation ceremony?
Jeff: Never. It's community college. You send in some papers and they stop charging you.
Well, it's official--it's on a banner.
Jeff
Annie, why are you acting like a mistress in a Lifetime movie?
Jeff
I've spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas.
Jeff
I thought pushing that woman's head through a jukebox would make me feel better, but I'm just out $54...and a marriage.
Shirley
I know you're all wondering how I do it. How do I balance straight A's, extracurriculars, and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?
Annie
Abed, we don't have origin stories, we have lives. At least...yup, just me.
Jeff
Britta, we're done. I ate a hamburger the other day and suddenly I'm not cold all the time.
Protester
We're really filling in some plot holes here.
Abed
I call it "the Crazy Quilt of Destiny," mostly because "the Loom of Fate" was already taken.
Abed
