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Season 3 Episode 4: "Remedial Chaos Theory"

Britta [to Shirley]: Drug addict?? You're a pie pusher!!!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Troy: Do we have to refill the toilet olives?
Abed: Nope I just checked.
Troy: You're the best roommate. Wanna stay up all night talking in our bunkbeds?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta [about Jeff]: His whole personality is based around guarding himself. You don't have to be like that to be a man.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jeff [to Troy]: I can't believe there are two mahogany bunkbeds in there. I bet that cost you a few allowances.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Oh look! Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity.
Troy: Chops busted fellow adult, chops busted.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Troy [about Jeff]: That guys sucks harder than toilets in an airplane bathroom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: Just so you know Jeff, you're not creating six different timelines.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Man, pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking. I guess all the good ones went into porn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"

Professor: As somebody who spent the majority of their life in prison, what happened to Legos? They used to be so simple.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Todd: Your love is weird and toxic. And it destroys everything it touches.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie [to Jeff]: Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jeff [to Annie]: You're just a good grade in a tight sweater.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shirley: I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Troy/Abed: We spend too much time together.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 2: "Geography of Global Conflict"

Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Professor Cligoris: Let's take the foot off of the crazy pedal for a minute.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta [to Chang]: I piss warnings. Pig.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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