Community Season 2 Quotes
Everytime I need to cheer up I just make fun of Pierce, but now it would just make me sadder. It's Gregory Hines all over again.
Troy
Pierce: It was the pills, they just took me over. I saw awful things: aliens, demons, Critters 3, and something called Bruce Willis Surrogates.
Pierce, take it from an expert. These people are just outside your heart. Let them in, before it's too late.
Jeff
What is it about me that make broken people flock to me? Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty?
Jeff
For the record, I never thought you were cool. I only thought you were a lesbian.
Paige
Landline? Ok, Grandma Bell.
Chang
In England everything means 'vagina.'
Duncan
Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.
Worried that your six-headed ball and chain will be calling?
Duncan
If you have to ask if it's homophobic to ask questions, haven't you already answered your own question?
Britta
If doctors are so smart, why are there millions of them?
Helicopter Pilot
Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the 90s you selfish, jaded ass!
Britta
