Community Season 2 Quotes
I'm sorry Annie. I'm not the worker-bee type. I'm more of a silver back gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.
Jeff
Jeff: Everyone wants you to shut up.
Britta: And yet I won't. Case in point.
Oh Abed. Will your reality ever come out on Blu-Ray so we can enjoy it?
Jeff
Eat that city college and wash it down with a big tall glass of SUCK IT.
Pelton
I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.
Troy
Troy: Jeff, what do you do when you and your best friend want to ask the same girl to Valentine's Day but neither of you have dibs 'cause both of you fell in love with her at the first sight?
Jeff: Well, I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things, but it's good you brought this to me.
Pierce: You guys think I'm some sort of a joke!
Jeff: This isn't disproving the theory
Thank god he didn't take it. Could you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?
Britta
Jeff: If you're lying to me, if my father isn't coming, if a car pulls up and anyone other than my father steps out, say an actor or you in a wig, if you pull any Ferris Bueller, Parent Trap, Three's Company, FX, FX2: the Deadly Art of Illusion bull--- I will beat you. And there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it.
Shirley: I guess the lesson here is I sometimes use guilt as a weapon.
Abed: What are you doing?
Shirley: Oh, just shooting a talking head. Or did you want me to be the only one who didn't have one?
Set phasers to love me!
Troy
I've told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet Levar in person! I just wanted a picture! You can't disappoint a picture! I hate you Pierce! I hate you so much!
Troy
