Yes, I have a daughter. I found out three years ago? Her name is Tampa? How come no one remembers that?

Grayson

Travis: My tee-ball coach diagnosed me with a terminal case of 'the dropsies'.
Ellie: A month from now, you're going to be holding a fragile, infant life in your hands.
Travis: Do you think it's going to be a problem?
Ellie: Babies heads are soft.

We know that if there's something we can't handle with this kid, we can always lean on you.

Laurie

I am your grandfather, my back is genetically engineered to carry your burden. Lay it on me.

Chick

Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.

I have two hours to get healthy. It's like cramming for a test.

Jules

When she and I kiss, we kiss on the lips.

Ellie

That's true. I earned my spot, and you slutted your way in.

Ellie

Bobby's a very nurturing bitch.

Ellie

I call that rippin' on D-bags with Ellie.

Ellie

Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?

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Oh I'll take one. I just want to see what date it was so I know not to come.

Ellie

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Did you finally get a visit from the nutsack fairy?

Ellie