Cougar Town

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If I’m running, you’re running. Are you new to this group?

Jules

Jules: The mayor’s wife can take a bottle of wine?
Ellie: Uh, no that’s more of an Ellie thing. We should walk faster.

I’m intrigued, but I’m still convinced she’s going to drain them of their blood and leave them all in a ditch.

Grayson

That’s the first time I've been called a slut in a bad way.

Laurie

Jules: Hey, does it make me gay if I eat this?
Ellie: I think it does.
Jules: Well I’m doing it anyway.
Laurie: Do you want a fork?

You don’t count she lets you see her naked.

Ellie

Welcome to Cougar Town - Now with more Friends.

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Duh, no paper bills less tree murder.

Jules

Jules: Ever since I got back from Hollywood I've turned into a real movie slut.
Andy: I think you mean movie buff.
Ellie: No, no she's right, the expression is movie slut - change approved.

Welcome to Cougar Town - Season Five? Didn't see that coming.

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Pale and tan swirl.

Jules

Even I’m uncomfortable, and I once had sex in a cemetery. I had "Rita Rogers Loving Wife and Mother" printed on my back for two weeks.

Laurie
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Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!