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Cougar-town

If I’m running, you’re running. Are you new to this group?

Jules

Jules: The mayor’s wife can take a bottle of wine?
Ellie: Uh, no that’s more of an Ellie thing. We should walk faster.

I’m intrigued, but I’m still convinced she’s going to drain them of their blood and leave them all in a ditch.

Grayson

That’s the first time I've been called a slut in a bad way.

Laurie

Jules: Hey, does it make me gay if I eat this?
Ellie: I think it does.
Jules: Well I’m doing it anyway.
Laurie: Do you want a fork?

You don’t count she lets you see her naked.

Ellie

Welcome to Cougar Town - Now with more Friends.

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Duh, no paper bills less tree murder.

Jules

Jules: Ever since I got back from Hollywood I've turned into a real movie slut.
Andy: I think you mean movie buff.
Ellie: No, no she's right, the expression is movie slut - change approved.

Welcome to Cougar Town - Season Five? Didn't see that coming.

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Pale and tan swirl.

Jules

Even I’m uncomfortable, and I once had sex in a cemetery. I had "Rita Rogers Loving Wife and Mother" printed on my back for two weeks.

Laurie
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Cougar Town Quotes

To sweaty foot wine!

Jules

John Hughes is a God.

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