Cougar Town
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There's a fun game - "Things Ellie Would Never Say."
Laurie
Oh my God, it's so nice to be anywhere without a Cuban man climbing all over me.
Ellie
It's Donny. I'm writing these again whether they want me to or not. There's blood everywhere.
Title Card
Sweetie, I think the paperboy is here. You want to go throw rocks at him? Okay, nothing bigger than a quarter.
Ellie
I wish Terry the Train would crash and burn to death in a fire.
Ellie
Jules: I can't even be a whore?
Travis: Mom, I think you would be an amazing whore-oh my God I can't believe I just said that.
I am now the official baker of the Latin Kings. Lil' Choke is gonna be so excited he gets stomped in this week.
Laurie
Donny made the title cards about him, so he's gone now.
Title Card
Oh my God, your purse could be my purse's mom.
Jules
Grayson: So Tom has a girlfriend. Does she not like Ellie?
Ellie: What? Why?
Grayson: Just assuming.
Ellie: Fair enough.
Hey Jelly Bean if you're gonna vomit out one of your long, boring ass stories would you do me a solid and raise your hand when you hit the halfway point?
Ellie
Comfy shoes, wine, are those caper supplies? Is this a caper?
Ellie
