The truth is rarely pure and never simple - Oscar Wilde

Reid

Reid: This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee's a language in itself.
Loker: Who said that -- Dickens?
Reid: Jackie Chan

Rossi: What if this is like the Manchurian Candidate?
Hotch: A domineering mother molds her candidate son into an unwitting assassin.

Reid [in Russian]: Would you like to have coffee sometime?
Loker: I was hoping you'd ask.

Troy: What you did to Sophie was unforgiveable.
Dinah: I'm sorry Benjie.
Troy: But it worked. Now what do I do?

Kate: I think she's just rebelling against a conversation we had the other night. It doesn't take a profiler to figure out why Meg would decide to pierce her belly-button.
Morgan: No.
Kate: Yes.
Morgan: Seriously. Okay so that's why you've got this little glow thing going on.
Kate: Well, you know.
Morgan: And all this time I thought it was just me making you blush.
Kate: Oh it's that too.
Morgan: Congrats. Come here.

Garcia: You guys. Kate has the best news! Say it before you have to do the other stuff.
Kate: Good morning, I'm pregnant.

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror - W. Somerset Maughan

Rossi

Reid: How long was it from the start of the bruising until the kill?
Medical Examiner: Roughly six hours.
Rossi: Nobody has sex for six straight hours, not even Sting.

JJ: Dating sites like Ashley-Madison suggests married people are more likely to cheat with other married people.
Rossi: Mutually assured destruction.

I'm all yours, give it to me. Wait. Sir. I meant that in the "how can I help you" way, not the----cause you're super lovely and I'm on speaker, aren't I?

Garcia

Garcia: It is way more popular than I thought.
JJ: How popular?
Garcia: Like cultural phenomenon. Like licensed products. Like red silk scarves and lingerie and....oh my personal favorite is a baby onesie that says "9 months ago my mom read Bare Reflections". Which is super creepy and weirdly cute.

Criminal Minds Quotes

Life is about choices. Some we regret, some we're proud of. We are what we choose to be - Graham Brown

Kate

Nothing can drive one closer to his own insanity than a haunting memory refusing its own death - Darnell Ford

Hotch