Criminal Minds

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Criminal minds
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Deep vengeance is the daughter of deep silence - Vittorio Alfieri


Killer and I have the same type. Dark haired handsome guys in their twenties.


Morgan: None of the girls Brubaker filmed were under age.
Kate: Oh gosh. Do you think I gave Shane the wrong impression?
Morgan: I kind of like your style, Callahan.
Kate: Somebody should get a barf bag for our legal beagle in there.

Unsub: You think you can make a mockery of this.
Victim 3: What are you talking about?
Unsub: You take love and beauty and enchantment and you turn it into something ugly.
Victim 3: You're starting to freak me out. What are you doing?

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract positive thinking - Albert Einstein


Look, Mom. I found a guy taking a nap.


There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects rather an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world - Jean Baudrillard


JJ: What did he do? Restrain him the boy for a year while he stabbed him and beat him with a two-by-four?
Kate: Too bad we can't do the same thing to that Unsub.
Rossi: Or Unsubs.
Kate: Whatever. I'm down.

Solitary confinement makes grown men crazy. Imagine what those conditions would do to a child.


Hotch: Jack won best costume in school.
JJ: Nice! What was he?
Hotch: Darth Vader.
JJ: Yes!
Hotch: Henry?
JJ: All Spiderman, all day. He told me we should be using web-shooters at the FBI.
Hotch: We absolutely should.

Homeowner: Is this all really necessary? I told you - I didn't see anything, except for those damned kids egging my house. I gotta go to work in the morning.
Rossi: Well I'm sorry for the inconvenience, sir. But I'm sure the parents of the missing child don't really care. And frankly, neither do I.

Rossi : The key to saving Hunter Olsen's life may be locked away in your memories.
Hotch: But it only works if you allow it to.
Mary Bidwell: Well, I'm trying.
Hotch: No, you're not. You're hiding something.
JJ: Mrs. Bidwell, we can't seem to find your ex-husband Sam anywhere. Do you have any idea where he might be?

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Criminal Minds Quotes

The soul that has conceived one wickedness can nurse no good thereafter - Sophocles


Hotch: A sniper can wait up to 72 hours without sleeping.
Mays: Seriously?
Rossi: That's part of their training. They can stay awake for 72 hours and remain completely focused on their target.
Mays: How?
Hotch: By using a mental exercise called "fantasy integration". A sniper creates a scenarios involving a target that keeps that person at the forefront of their mind.
Morgan: Often they'll imagine a place where they're with the target, doing something together that takes time. For example, building a car.
JJ: For some, the fantasy begins the minute they're assigned a target. Then nothing will distract them.