Criminal Minds

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Criminal minds

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us - Joseph Campbell


Next time you tell your whores to keep their mouths shut.


I tell you what, those Canadians, they seem so sweet and innocent but when they go bad they go Darth Vader bad.


Hotch: It has been so long since I heard from you I wasn't sure you were getting my reports.
Cruz: I was putting out fires in the Bureau. Domestic terrorism needs my full attention. But when it comes to you guys - why mess with success?

Cruz: Would you mind?
Garcia: Thank Jesus, Buddha and Allah. I like to cover my bases. You have to squeeze it.

Tabitha: Well I ain't going out there until this cools down.
Madame: No. Mama's gotta eat, girl.
Tabitha: Couldn't Mama fast for a night?
Madame: Are my ears hearing me right? You want to tell that to the man upstairs, hon?
Tabitha: Please, Dinah...
Madame: Let me tell you this works. You're going to go out there and shake that moneymaker. If you come back here with less than $200, it ain't the boogeyman you'll have to be worried about. You hear me, sugar?

Rossi: The name written on her forehead was a mystery. Babylon the Great, the mother of prostitutes and of the abominations of the earth - Revelation 17:5

Rossi: What kind of knife did he use?
Coroner: A sharp one.
Blake: We ruled out rape, but you still needed to run a rape kit on her. Why didn't you?
Coroner: She was a hooker. This was easy math.
Rossi: Well how about this. If this were torture, the victim would be flailing about. You'd see a jagged cutting pattern as a result.
Coroner: So?
Blake: The marks on Abigail Jones are clean. How do you account for that?
Coroner: Drugs.
Rossi: Well did you find drugs in the autopsy or tox screen?
Coroner: Oh I didn't order any of that.
Rossi: Why not?
Coroner: COD was a gunshot wound to the head. Hello!
Blake: Doctor, where did you go to medical school?
Coroner: Oh I ain't a doctor. I was elected to this position.
Rossi: Ahhh. Democracy in action.

A proverb states - he that is born to be hanged, shall never be drowned.


Hotch: Everything all right, Dave?
Rossi: I told her she'd be okay, Aaron. That she'd be fine. Let's go find this guy.

Harding: I should have gone. Twenty years ago, I should have gone.
Wick: You were broke twenty years ago, Bill. I did you a favor that night.
Harding: A favor?
Wick: I got you wasted on purpose.

Wick: What's the occasion?
Harding: I didn't realize until today, how you'd gone out of your way for me, twenty years ago. I thought I'd return the favor.

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Criminal Minds Quotes

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go - J.C. Watts


Hotch: A sniper can wait up to 72 hours without sleeping.
Mays: Seriously?
Rossi: That's part of their training. They can stay awake for 72 hours and remain completely focused on their target.
Mays: How?
Hotch: By using a mental exercise called "fantasy integration". A sniper creates a scenarios involving a target that keeps that person at the forefront of their mind.
Morgan: Often they'll imagine a place where they're with the target, doing something together that takes time. For example, building a car.
JJ: For some, the fantasy begins the minute they're assigned a target. Then nothing will distract them.

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