Criminal Minds

Criminal Minds Quotes (Page 5)

Season 8 Episode 12: "Zugzwang"

Reid: Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage - Lau Tzu
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Unsub: You see, when men cheat it's below the belt. But when women cheat, it's above the neck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Garcia: Every time we have a stalking case I think of Rosanna Arquette.
JJ: The whole Arquette family to choose from and you go with Rosanna.
Garcia: Of course I go with Rosanna because Rosanna Arquette was the inspiration for two seminal songs of my childhood. "Rosanna" by Toto...
JJ: Obviously.
Garcia: ....and "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel. Which gives one pause to think of the myriad of ways a man can be obsessed by a woman. And what is she doing in bed to inspire that kind of obsession? And can she teach us - because I want to know...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 11: "Perrenials"

Reid: I have never yet heard of a murderer who is not afraid of a ghost - John Philpot Curran
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Let me guess. She don't know nothing about nothing.
Rossi: Practically a direct quote. How did you know that?
Morgan: It's a busy enough street. Broad daylight. House is fully exposed. Either this UnSub is really really good or this is the world's worst neighborhood watch program.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rossi: The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort - Mason Cooley.
 • Rating: Unrated

Garcia: When did you get back? No one told me you got back and I've been worried like crazy because they said you were shot. With bullets.
Morgan: I'm fine.
Garcia: I can't believe you were shot.
Morgan: I got shot in my bullet-proof vest baby girl. It's just a couple of bruises. I'm okay.
Garcia: Why don't they make better vests? That's not bullet proof. It's like when you fall in the pool and your watch stops working. That's water-resistant, not waterproof.
Morgan: I am just fine. See? [Pulls up shirt]. It's just a couple of bruises.
Garcia [stroking his six pack]: How long do you have to be taped up like this?
Morgan: I don't know. A couple of days maybe. Are you relaxed now?
Garcia [still stroking the bandage]: I'm relaxed. Hey, if you need someone to help you, you know, put new bindings on, re-wrap or unwrap...
JJ: Hey you guys----hope I'm not interrupting anything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 10: "The Lesson"

Reid: William Shakespeare once wrote "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JJ: What's going on with him [Reid] anyway?
Morgan: I think pretty boy's got a girlfriend.
JJ: You do? Why hasn't he told us?
Morgan: I respect his privacy.
JJ: No you don't.
Morgan: You're right. I don't. But I'm not about to play 20 questions with someone I'm not sleeping with.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blake: So what's with you today? Is this about phone booth girl?
Reid: She wants to meet.
Blake: Wait. You guys have never met? Aren't you curious what she looks like?
Reid: It doesn't matter what she looks like. She's already the most beautiful girl in the world to me. It's just....what if she doesn't like me?
Blake: Why wouldn't she like you?
Reid: Because I'm weird. I slouch. My hair's too long. My tie's perpetually crooked.
Blake: Your hair's fine.
Reid: Really? Thanks. My mom thinks it's too long. So does my Aunt Ethel.
Blake: Well, you're not dating them.
Reid: I just wouldn't want to ruin something so special over something so trivial as looks.
Blake: I think you're excited but afraid. Seeing her will only make the relationship better. Trust me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JJ: Well I think after this long hard week we just had we should all head over to Rossi's and pop open some old expensive wine.
Rossi: That's a plan.
Garcia: Could we maybe play some games too?
Morgan: What kind of games?
Garcia: You tell me, sweet cheeks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Reid: Thomas Merton once wrote "Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone. We find it with another."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 9: "Magnificent Light"

Morgan: Baby girl it wasn't stage fright. I wasn't ready to discuss my feelings about my father in public.
Garcia: And you think talking about his partner is going to bring up those feelings?
Morgan: How can I honor Jason Ryder when I couldn't honor my own father? It's disrespectful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Garcia: We love the British, remember?
Morgan: Can we just drop this?
Garcia: I can go with you.
Morgan: Nobody is going.
Garcia: I'll wear my contacts.
Morgan: What did I just say?
Garcia: Who do I wear my contacts for?
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Hey baby girl
Garcia: If loving you is wrong baby boy I don't want to be right
Morgan: Likewise momma.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blake: a great deal of talent is lost to the world for the want of a little courage - Sydney Smith
 • Rating: Unrated

Flynn: Your life is about to end. You will all die. In your remaining time on earth, how do you want to live? As a bright and shiny star? Or as a lost soul, passing time? Do you want to live in darkness, or reveal your magnificent light?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 8: "The Wheels on the Bus"

Rossi: Okay. Tonight you're coming to my house, we're going to listen to Tony Bennett on vinyl, and drink 18 year-old scotch.
Garcia: I don't drink scotch.
Rossi: You'll learn.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Frederick Douglass said "It is easier to build strong children, than to repair broken men."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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