Popular CSI Quotes
Nick: How could someone live like this?
Sara: Smells more like somebody died like this.
I think I just became evidence.
Nick
I appreciate Nick doing the Y incision for me, though I generally prefer a scalpel to a boot.
Dr. Robbins
You can be traumatized and still take out the damn trash. There's no excuse for this.
Nick
I don't get it, so we're trash whispering now?
Nick
Langston: The regular spacing, the curvilinear pattern is what you would expect from a bite mark.
David: A bite mark? From what?
Langston: Godzilla.
I bet you are wondering how a man with so many maps in front of him could be so lost.
Nick
The time you spent burning that woman's last hope of finding her daughter, you should have been burning your shirt.
Brass
Langston: We need to take a look at your dinosaurs.
Hodges: And we are going to need to see two of them fight.
Langston: (rolls eyes) no we don't.
Hodges: Aw, come on...
Nick: What's the code for suspicious ooze?
Ray: 666... well, at least, the primordial variety. Stuff of heaven and hell.
Believe me I get it. Two ships passing... it takes a while for the fog to clear.
Sara
Dr. Robbins: A racist gets stabbed before he can drown. Some would call that justice.
Ray Langston: We still have to call it murder.
