Popular CSI Quotes
Brass: So, Sylvester and Tweety whacked their owners?
Greg: Think of it as a series of unfortunate events.
Brass: You mean, don't think of it as a cartoon?
David: Looks like a twenty-two.
Doc Robbins: Used to be the preferred caliber for mobsters and assassins.
David: Nowadays they go for a Glock Four-O.
Doc Robbins: Thank you... Ten Cent. Why don't you move him to autopsy, and try not to bust any rhymes on your way out.
I've seen it before. Cop fast turns into hostage late. I'll deal with Gauss myself.
Agent Danielle Moore
I hope your kids are alright there, Danny. You know, all that time wasted on me. Only have yourself to blame. Only yourself.
Rylan Gauss
Nick: You sure this didn't come from your house there, itchy?
Hodges: No, my mother is very clean.
You and I both took an oath to protect the innocent, now here's the time.
Brass
Greg: And to quote, "She's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead."
Nick: I beg to differ, Dorothy.
Greg: If you knew your Wizard of Oz, you'd know that it was the Munchkin coroner that pronounced her dead. Not the girl with the dog.
Nick: She's most sincerely dead.
Greg: I suppose it would be tasteless to mention the hundred bucks you owe me.
Nick: Extremely.
Hodges: I've been defrauded.
Ray: And de-thumbed.
Carrot Top and a dead hooker. Why am I not laughing?
Catherine
Brass: Hogtied, in your boxer shorts, passed out on zebra skin, that's the kinda an image you can't get out of your head.
Carrot Top: It's an image we'd all like to get out of our heads. Thanks for bringing it up.
Dr. Robbins: A racist gets stabbed before he can drown. Some would call that justice.
Ray Langston: We still have to call it murder.
