Popular CSI Quotes
Sara: We just went through a truck load of garbage and dead body. I still smell, don't I?
Ray: You don't want the answer to that.
Greg: So far we have nothing to identify our shredder guy?
Hodges: Maybe this shred of evidence will help.
Everything that happens to us, good and bad, is a part of us. It took me a long time to realize that... uh... it doesn't have to define who we are. We get to decide.
Sara
Rosalind: Have you ever heard of fracking?
Ray: Sounds like a sci-fi expletive.
I've got point. Don't shoot me in the ass.
Detective Reed
Nothing throws cold water on a guy's libido like two cops out for a midnight stroll.
Detective Reed
I don't mean to insult your intelligence but water isn't supposed to blow up like that.
Nick
No one's seen nothin'. They're all suffering from retinitis pigmentosa.
Detective Reed
Maddie: What is it?
Nick: Just a little piece of brain.
Maddie's Friend: You always said you wanted a guy with brains. Sorry, I tell joke when I'm nervous
In my fantasies, a three-way never ends in death.
Doc Robbins
Brass: I'll need to verify that. How do I get a hold of Betsy?
Suspect: You got a credit card? It'll only cost you 4.99 a minute.
Dr. Robbins: A racist gets stabbed before he can drown. Some would call that justice.
Ray Langston: We still have to call it murder.
