You should have known that JR. wouldn't let two billion barrels of oil slip through his hands.

John Ross

Funny how life always seems more complicated than you think it will be, especially in this family.

John Ross

You are a lot like your Daddy. All hat and no cattle.

Bobby

I just never pegged you as the type to have his wife do his bidding.

John Ross

People from Texas are way too friendly. It fries my nerves.

Tommy

Seeing you pay will prove there's still a little bit of justice in the world.

Christopher

I tossed him in the briar patch so he could learn how to get out of it.

J.R.

You've been compromising everything with me since I was born.

John Ross

Don't you have some cows to go birth?

John Ross

I'm sorry I threw up in your bathroom.

Rebecca

John Ross: Lucy, you will and always will be my favorite cousin.
Lucy: What do you want?

You're not that drunk little boy passed out on the floor anymore, are you?

John Ross

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby