Favorite Dallas Quotes
How did you play her? Tradition, family, Miss Ellie and all that crap?
John Ross
I am glad that you took her out to brunch. It's nice to see you two staying so close.
Bobby
A cheated man is a dangerous man. Just ask my son.
J.R.
He's a man and worse. He's a Ewing man.
Sue Ellen
If you so much as scratch her I will end you.
John Ross
You mess with my wife in any way, I will beat you into next Sunday.
Bobby
I have my son to lose and nothing is more important than that.
Sue Ellen
This is my mess to clean up, not J.R.'s
John Ross
Maybe he didn't kill that woman but you play with snakes long enough, eventually you get bit.
Christopher
You can call in your note but you will never pump a drop of oil on Southfork.
Bobby
Christopher: How the Hell could J.R. do this to his own family?
Bobby: Son, how much time do you have?
Christopher: You look like Hell.
John Ross: Still better looking than you.
