Alex: Chad, bro... Slow down, man, you got it all wrong.
Chad: Slow down? Don't tell me to slow down! And I'm not your bro! Stephanie may feel sorry for you, Alex, but I don't.
Alex: I'm not looking for anyone to feel sorry for me.
Chad: Really? That's your game, isn't it? Sad, lonely guy who just needs a friendly shoulder to lean on?

I will never forgive Ben Weston for what he did to my daughter, but Ciara isn't guilty of anything except having terrible taste in men. It was wrong for me to try to punish her for Ben's crimes.

Eve

Harris and Eve [simultaneously]: What are you doing here?
Eve: I'll go first. It's a convoluted story, but the short version is, I let vengeance consume me to the point where I lost all reason. And I could have gone to prison, but they deemed me criminally insane, so I am here. Your turn.
Harris: Well, let's see. On more than one occasion, Stefano Dimera's daughter Megan Hathaway brainwashed me to kill innocent people.
Eve: Gotta love Salem.
Harris: Yeah. I guess this is not where either one of us expected to be after graduating Salem High, huh?

Abe: When you were in the other room, I called Steve and asked him to come over.
Paulina: Oh. Okay. Well please, come in. Are you hungry? I've got enough food here to feed the entire town.
Steve: No thanks. But Abe, I'd love to know why you wanted to see me. What can I do for you, buddy?
Abe: When you came by my hospital room earlier with, uh... Jim? Jim, was it?
Steve: John.
Abe: John. John Black. You said call if I needed anything.
Steve: Absolutely.
Abe: Well, what I need is a place to stay.
Paulina: What?
Abe: I'm so sorry. I'm just not comfortable here.

Chanel: Talia? What's wrong?
Talia: I just came from the courthouse. Colin, he's going to prison for 20 years.
Chanel: Well, I can't say I'm sorry about that.
Talia: No, me neither.
Chanel: Then why are you upset?
Talia: Because when the hearing was over and they were taking him away, he looked me in the eyes with so much hate and anger, and then he said...
Chanel: Said what?
Talia: I should be going to prison too.

Marlena: Patience is not Paulina's strong suit.
[Paulina comes out of the elevator]
Paulina: Oh, hey! Somebody! I'm here to take my husband home!
Kayla: You gonna handle this, or am I? [Pause] Perfect. [Kayla leaves]
Paulina: Oh, Marlena! I'm so excited to take Abe home! What? Why do you look so sad?
Marlena: I'm not sad. I just -- I know you know this, but I want to remind you that we don't have any guarantee Abe's gonna get his memory back.
Paulina: What? I can make him remember.

Brady: I am telling you, I don't care how well-behaved she has been since she got out of prison, but she has not changed a bit. She will make Rachel's life miserable.
Judge Ramirez: I know that's how you see it, but your own life isn't exactly above reproach.

John: It's so damn good to see you, buddy.
Steve: Real good to see you. So I hear you're going home today.
Abe: That's what they tell me.
John: I'm guessing you don't know who the hell we are, huh?

Steve: So what's the latest update on the Nurse of the Year?
Kayla: Well, as it turns out... I mean, this is no excuse for her behavior, but it turns out she had a traumatic exvent last year.
Steve: How so?
Kayla: Her husband died suddenly from carbon monoxide poisoning from a malfunctioning space heater. She feels responsible for it. In fact, she hasn't been able to handle it.
Steve: So she kidnapped herself a new husband?

Brady: Rachel had run away from camp, and I knew Kristen was in some way behind it. I was desperate to make her tell me where my daughter was.
Judge: With a gun?
Brady: I have learned from experience that you cannot reason with Kristen.

Leo: Gabi, I'm sorry. I really am.
Gabi: Not as sorry as you're gonna be.
Gwen: Leo. Talk to me.
Leo: Look, it's just, you're my best friend. You're my only friend.
Dimitri: And if you are her friend, then you will trust her and her decision. Now, I know you don't trust me. but I promise you, I am not going to hurt her.
Kristen: And I will make sure he keeps his word.
Dimitri: Leo, I know how much you love Gwen and vice versa, but you will always be a part of her life, so that means we're stuck with each other. And I'm hoping that we can get along and someday even you and I could be friends.
Gabi: Heartwarming. Now can we hurry up and get along with this thing?

Roman: So Sloan is...
Eric: I think the word you're looking for is 'pregnant.'
Kate: Are you sure?
Eric: Yeah, we're sure. We took a test, and we've seen her doctor, and we're happy about it, and I hope you are too.