Desperate Housewives Season 2 Quotes
Danielle: Looking for something?
Matthew: Uh, yeah. Actually, I'm looking for you.
Danielle: Me? You're looking for me?
Matthew: Yeah. I've been thinking about you, and that time we met, I thought you were really cool.
Danielle: So you came to ask me out? 'Cause I'll say yes.
Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images. Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize. They remind us of the long journey we've taken. The loved ones who traveled alongside of us. Those we lost along the way. And those waiting for us on the road ahead.
Mary Alice
David: What the hell is this? I thought I told you to dress maternal.
Gabrielle: Yes, you did, and I considered it for about a second.
David: What happened?
Gabrielle: David, I know you're the lawyer and all, but if you ask me, it's never a smart strategy to cover this up.
David: We've got 40 minutes before the pre-trial hearing. Let's go home and get you changed.
Gabrielle: What?!
David: You want to get your husband out of jail? Got to dress like a pregnant, suffering wife, not the cover of Vogue.
Well, someone might as well say it... Susan what the hell have you been smoking?
Edie
Ida: What's going on?
Edie: Oh, Mayer thinks Paul Young murdered Martha Huber.
Ida: Oh my God, I live right behind him.
Alberta: I know, I gave him my keys so he could feed my cat.
(pause)
Edie: I win. I made out with him.
Paul: Anyway, here you go.
Susan: Don't come near me.
Paul: I'm just giving you back your pie filling.
Susan: I don't want my pie filling.
Paul: Oh, come on, just take it.
Susan: No, stop! Put that pie filling down... slowly. I'm calling 911.
(to Mike about Paul) I just can't believe it. I mean, there he is, a murderer, just living right on our street and there's nothing we can do about it, because you're a convicted felon and I burned down that stupid house. It's not fair.
Susan
George: What's wrong?
Bree: I don't know. I felt something weird.
George: Oh, that was my tongue. It extends farther than most. I should have warned you.
Bree: Paul, we've called the police.
Paul: You didn't really need to do that.
Gabrielle: We know what you did to Mrs. Huber.
Paul: Wonderful. I see you've all turned into Susan while I've been gone.
(narrating) George Williams had never been lucky in love. It seems that the women he dated always invented reasons not to consummate their relationship. Sadly for George, it was one unoriginal excuse after another. But since he'd started seeing Bree Van de Kamp, George couldn't help but feel, his luck was about to change.
Mary Alice
(narrating) Yes, every little girl dreams of a big white wedding. But some dreams just don't come true.
Mary Alice
Bree: Well, I have some good news. The police have finally released Rex's body.
Gabrielle: About time.
Susan: You must be so relieved.
Bree: You know, mostly I'm just annoyed that the whole thing happened in the first place. I mean, how in the world could anybody accuse me of murder?
Edie: Well, you are wound pretty tight. (everyone looks at her) What? The supermom is always first to snap. They've done studies.
