Desperate Housewives Season 2 Quotes
Gabrielle: I've just realized Rita and I have a lot in common. Carlos: Please don't tell me you have low self-esteem, because if I laugh now I'm gonna crack the one good rib that I have left.
For God's sake Phyllis, don't you ever worry about dehydration?
Bree (<i>to sobbing Phyllis</i>)
Even Italians take a break now and then!
Bree (<i>to Phyllis on her incessant crying</i>)
Just give me a minute... I am asking God to kill me.
Susan
You know we don't talk to him, that's part of his punishment.
Betty
Control...to lose it is to put our fate into the hands of others, and what could more dangerous?
Mary Alice (<i>voiceover</i>)
John: So what, you don't love me?
Gabrielle: Well, up until the point that you told my husband we were having an affair, I was quite fond of you. Since then, not a fan!
Gabrielle: No, okay. That was a stretch. I'm sorry. Carlos, wait! Come back. Look, I wanna start over. We're gonna have a baby. Isn't that what you always wanted? Carlos, wait! I said I was sorry and I love you! What more do you want?"
Carlos: I want a paternity test.
It had been one year since my suicide and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane. There were new flowers, new houses and new neighbors, the kind anyone would want living right next door.
Mary Alice
Lynette, hi, it's Bree. I do hope I'm not calling too early. Hmm? Oh, of course you can borrow that scarf. I'll press it for you. Um, I have, uh, some news. Rex died.
Bree
It was at that moment it occurred to Ida, God may work in mysterious ways, but he isn't particularly subtle.
Mary Alice
It was an accepted fact among the residents of Wisteria Lane that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor. People had seen her drunk at sewing bees, The Department of Motor Vehicles, and the first Methodist church. Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, but she couldn't. Then one night in a moment of despair, she challenged God to quench her never-ending thirst. Luckily for Ida, God was listening.
Mary Alice
