I always figured the only girl he'd end up with would be blind, deaf or inflatable.

Barbara [on Eddie]

[Lynette] is louder than someone on fire!


I thought maybe for a second that Susan Mayer lady and I might be friends, but then she started talking.


I have an expensive, worthless art degree that says I know what I'm talking about.


You can never go wrong with a genuine compliment.


You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like.

Gaby [on Bree]

Really, does it look like I eat cake?


Hi. I'm having a problem with Mike and his male ego. Long story short, can I clog your drain?


Try not to take too long because I miss you already.

Lynette [to Preston]
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