Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 6 Episode 17: "Chromolume #7"

Mike: Did you just say Katherine is a leprechaun?
Susan: Lesbian. Katherine is a lesbian.
Mike: Okay. The first one made more sense.
Susan: Apparently, the other night, Katherine and Robin got a little drunk...
Mike: Hold it. Robin?
Susan: Yeah. She's a leprechaun, too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 16: "The Chase"

Lynette: Think of a world where the toilet seat is never up! This is our time to take them down!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabrielle: I haven't taken a nap since Juanita crowned.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: How could you forget her birthday?
Lynette: I'm pregnant. I forget pants sometimes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 15: "Lovely"

Katherine: I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: No one judges the woman from the loony bin when there's a stripper next door.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: The next time you're giving it to your husband, could you draw the drapes?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lynette: We'd hoped that it'd be another year before we had the parent-son conversation where we tell you not to offer your neighbor money for sex, but...
 • Rating: Unrated

Lynette: The next you take a shower, think you could close your blinds? I have a 16-year old son and he has friends.
 • Rating: Unrated

Katherine: She can't bring any more crazy to this street than I did.
 • Rating: Unrated

Susan: I'm just trying to help her get back on her feet.
Gabrielle: That should be a nice change for her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabrielle: Our husbands are in there pulling together their dollar bills, what else do we need to know?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 14: "The Glamorous Life"

Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
Carlos: But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
Gabrielle: And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Carlos: Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Juanita: I don't want to take a bath!
Gabrielle: Sorry, you need to return the dirt to the earth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Susan: Moby Dick?
Robin: It's not what you think. It's about a whale.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mary Alice: Orson Hodge was smiling again. And Bree would soon learn the reason why. You see, her husband... had decided to kill himself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lynette: Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist.
Tom: When we started, you loved her.
Lynette: Yeah, and when we started, I loved you too. Things change.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angie: We make sure they don't do anything stupid. Have you gotten Ana birth control?
Gabrielle: I make her spend time with Juanita and Celia. I was hoping that would do it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: You will not be killing yourself! I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house and, if I have to, I will be with you 24 hours a day.
Orson: Well, being bored to death wasn't how I was planning to go, but we can try it your way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabrielle: You know how Ana is dating Danny Bolen?
Carlos: I'm gonna kill him.
Gabrielle: And we have to be realistic.
Carlos: With my bare hands...
Gabrielle: Because they're not gonna listen to reason.
Carlos: And bury him under the porch.
Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
Carlos: But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
Gabrielle: And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Carlos: Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy!
 • Rating: Unrated

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