Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Quotes

Season 6 Episode 23: "I Guess This is Goodbye"

Susan: If you don't get out of my face, I'm gonna ram this Thigh Master down your throat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 22: "The Ballad of Booth"

Mary Alice: What about those poor people who are trapped by circumstance? What happens to those who have no choices left?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Orson: I am in a chair, not sure how good I'd be in a fight. This thing tips over in a stiff wind.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 21: "A Little Night Music"

Susan [to Mike]: Do you feel betrayed, humiliated? Good! Because I only did this to show you what it feels like when the person that's supposed to love you the most lies to you.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Carlos: Every time you offer me afternoon sex it's because you want something, and it's not afternoon sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlos: Whoa!
Gaby: I know, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Susan: Come on, this is my chance! My aunt had a stroke while driving. When am I gonna get that lucky again?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: This is my turn to flaunt. And I can't flaunt with a free piano.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: Why is there a big ass piano in our house?
Susan: Actually, Big Ass stopped making pianos. This is a Yamaha.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 20: "Epiphany"

Barbara [on Eddie]: I always figured the only girl he'd end up with would be blind, deaf or inflatable.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Gaby: [Lynette] is louder than someone on fire!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gaby: I thought maybe for a second that Susan Mayer lady and I might be friends, but then she started talking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: I have an expensive, worthless art degree that says I know what I'm talking about.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: You can never go wrong with a genuine compliment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gaby [on Bree]: You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gaby: Really, does it look like I eat cake?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 19: "We All Deserve to Die"

Susan: Hi. I'm having a problem with Mike and his male ego. Long story short, can I clog your drain?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette [to Preston]: Try not to take too long because I miss you already.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlos [on Gaby's eggs]: I pay for the clothes it wears, the massages it receives, and the implants it will one day require. If I don't own it, I'm at least a major stockholder!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 17: "Chromolume #7"

Tom: So, Paris, Prague, Madrid... it sounds like you guys saw everything.
Lynette: But you still haven't told us how you two met.
Preston: Well, uh, the first time I saw Irina was on a beach in Nice.
Irina: It was, uh, how you say in english? The... (she gestures)
Tom: T-topless?
Irina: Yes!
Lynette: Oh, you really did see everything.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

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