Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 7 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 7 Episode 20: "I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday"

Mary Alice: People do good deeds for many reasons, but sometimes good deeds have bad consequences. Correcting a colleague's mistake could breed resentment. Opening one's home to a friend can damage that friendship. Trying to bring a spouse closer might push her further away. That's why there's an old expression about helping people - No good deed goes unpunished.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Renee: Lynette, you did a great job ignoring what he asked for. All that's missing is an antique jar for Tom to put his testicles in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gaby: Girls, no running.
Bree: Is that all you're going to do?
Gaby: Of course not. Next time, I'll trip one of them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary Alice: Good deeds aren't always done for the purest of reasons. We may be trying to impress. We may be acting out of guilt. We may be expecting something in return, but occasionally a good deed comes straight from the heart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: There were two dozen cookies on that plate.
Gaby: Yeah, you can't leave food out. They're like bears - you've gonna have to to tie it up in a tree.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 19: "The Lies Ill-Concealed"

Mary Alice: The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal. But, there are times when that loyalty is put to the test by the desire to help a stricken friend, by the need to protect a long buried secret, by the movement of two lives in opposite directions. And sometimes just as one test of loyalty ends, another begins.
 • Rating: Unrated

Renee: You know what they say - Ugly plus money equals handsome!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bob: Just don't talk politics, and don't push Warren Buffett in the pool.
Lee: I didn't push him. He got between me and the margarita bar.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. McCluskey: You should go over and talk to Paul. I'll watch M.J.
Susan: Oh, I can't do that. He might be in the middle of something.
Mrs. McCluskey: Or he might be hanging from the showerhead. Do me a favor and check because if he's dead in there, I live downwind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. McCluskey: So, post-transplant sex, huh? If it's as good as my post-cancer sex, you're in for a treat.
Susan: Fingers crossed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary Alice: The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal. They love their country. They root for the home team. They support their favorite brand, but the fiercest loyalty on Wisteria Lane is between friends.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 18: "Moments in the Woods"

Mary Alice: Whenever we make mistakes, we need to apologize and then we need to move on. We must try to accept the changes in our lives or choose to trust an old enemy or learn to stop fighting our children's battles. But, sometimes the pain we caused is so great, there is no moving on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: So, you're trying to tell me that it is random.
Roy: I'm trying to do anything I can to get you to stop crying, honey. You're on a lucky street. Who knows why? Just enjoy it.
Susan: But, what happens when my luck runs out? I know - Why ask?
Roy: Why ask?
 • Rating: Unrated

Susan: Look at me! I should buy a lottery ticket right now.
Bree: Yes, you should. Then, you should "eat it!"
 • Rating: Unrated

Gaby: You are lucky. You got a kidney transplant. And if you take anymore of my money, you're going to need a face transplant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lynette: How about this? Go the bank and get a hundred thousand singles and roll around naked on them. And then apologize to everybody in the bank and then come home.
 • Rating: Unrated

Paul: Do you really think that people on this street want a manipulative psycho for a neighbor?
Felicia: Well, they let you live here. So, I'm guessing the zoning laws aren't all that strict.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: Who is this victim number one?
Andrew: Mr. Solis - After all, I sort of did kill his mom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 17: "Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed"

Mary Alice: There comes a moment when our lives change forever. The moment we admit our weaknesses, the moment we rise to a challenge, the moment we accept a sacrifice, or let a loved one go. And sometimes the change in our lives is an answer to our prayers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: Look, I will never forget what my mother did. I think about it every day, but I refuse to let it be what defines me. This spring fling might seem shallow and insensitive to you, but it's my way of saying I choose life over death. So, now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to my lame ass party.
Gaby: Wait. It's not a lame ass party anymore because I'm here now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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