Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 7 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 7 Episode 17: "Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed"

Bree: A woman felt desperate and alone and killed herself because nobody cared enough to help her, and the thing is - I was there. I saw that something was wrong, and I walked away and I am never going to let myself do that again and certainly not with you.
Andrew: Alex left me. I guess he just got sick of living with a drunk. What did I do? I wrecked my marriage.
Bree: Look, it's going to get better. I promise you it's going to get better. But for that to start, you need to go to a meeting.
Andrew: I can't get up in front of a bunch of strangers and talk about this.
Bree: Then, we can have a meeting right here. Just the two of us - what do you say?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. McCluskey: You're still having that thing? A woman's on life support.
Gaby: Exactly. She's not dead. It's like you're making my argument for me.
Mrs. McCluskey: Put Roy and me down for a no, but please call us when you have your Hurricane Katrina pool party.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gaby: SURPRISE! What?! What are you supposed to say when someone gets an organ? KIDNEY!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 16: "Searching"

Mary Alice: Our lives are brief. That's why it's important to search for meaning. We find it in our daughter's smile, in the warmth of our friends, or the comfort of our faith. Then, there are those who make their lives meaningful by making a great sacrifice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: You're dying, and there's not a damn thing I can do about it. Like I'm sorry, but it feels like you're getting ready to say goodbye like you're bailing on me.
Susan: Bailing? I am fighting. I am scared. I don't know what's going to happen but I am fighting my ass off. I want to see MJ graduate. I want to grow old with you, and I want all of that. But in the meantime, I'm going to enjoy every moment of every day.
Mike: Let's get out of here.
Susan: Hey. Lean on me. I'm a lot stronger than you think.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: Hey. We're about to eat, why don't you join us?
Renee: Okay, but keep the baby on your side of the table. What? I'll probably let her play with my knife.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gaby: That girl's so good at the violin, she's practically Asian.
Carlos: So, that's what this is about... you're competing with Bob and Lee.
Gaby: Pfft. That's ridiculous. This is about Juanita. I'm building her self esteem and giving her a chance to shine. And if a couple of same-sex parents end up crying at home in their silk kimonos, so be it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Reverend Sikes: So, have you killed someone?
Bree: Excuse me?!
Reverend Sikes: I've always found the treats you prepare for my visits are a reliable indicator of your level of spiritual turmoil - the more exquisite the baked goods, the more anguished your soul. This is a hazelnut-chocolate chip scone with currants. So, I ask again...Have you killed someone?
 • Rating: Unrated

Beth: She told me you were a monster who killed Aunt Martha, but then I fell in love with you and I realized you'd never could have done such a thing. It was all a lie.
Paul: Oh, Beth, that was no lie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lee: Well, this should be interesting. Two different parenting philosophies and a talent show to prove which one of us is right in front of hundreds of people.
Gabby: Yes, will it be the overbearing hypocritical father or the loving mom who still looks hot in these sweats?
Lee: Game on.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 15: "Farewell Letter"

Paul: You shot me! You shot your own father! Does that sound 'fine' to you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: If you turn that paper over, you'll find a whole section of people willing to exchange money in exchange for something called work!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 13: "I'm Still Here"

Beth: You can be happy, Paul, you just have to identify what's negative in your life and then get rid of it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stella: Come by tomorrow. We'll squeeze you in between Nothing to Do and Waiting for Death.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: Want a salad?
Frank: Lemme check. Nope, still got a penis!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 12: "Where Do I Belong"

Tom: I hope you can forgive me for this. It would be a shame, a shame if some meaningless encounter 20 years ago ruined this life we've built together.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette [on Tom's affair]: I'm not ready to get over it. I have a lot of anger to work through before we sweep this under the carpet and move on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 11: "Assassins"

Lynette [to Renee]: I hate you. A lot. But I do foresee a day far in the future when I might only hate you a little.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Felicia [to Mike]: Somebody's been a naughty boy. I guess you changed your mind about that proposal I made. Don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled. I just wish you had waited until I gave you the signal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 10: "Down the Block There's a Riot"

Mary Alice: You could no longer hear the screams of frightened bystanders or the angry chants of protesters or the cries of help from the injured. There were just the footsteps of the man who had finally punished those who had betrayed him. The silence was broken by something that the neighbors would later say sounded like a gunshot. But Paul knew it was the sound of revenge.
 • Rating: Unrated

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